25 5 / 2013
This is a turtle duck.
Reblog the turtle duck.
…
Why?
Because it’s a turtle duck.
Make the turtle duck tumblr famous.
For no reasons other than the fact that it’s a turtle duck.
(via when-things-go-awry)
25 5 / 2013
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
(via itsallanoxymoron)
24 5 / 2013
Highlight of graduation:
Telling two of my favorite seniors that they don’t even go here anymore.
24 5 / 2013
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
(via penguinloki)
24 5 / 2013
CHRISTOPHER I CANNOT EVEN WITH YOU. WHY MUST YOU BE SO DAMN ATTRACTIVE?
24 5 / 2013
Life's too short to even care at all: Chris trying to get Darren to crack up on tour.
During the whole tour, Chris tried to make Darren to crack up, but in the last show in Dublin, Darren tells Chris to get up and come next to him and he suddently kisses him on the lips (as we all know). So Darren is definitely the winner of this little “war”.
But let’s appreciate Chris’s genius:
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1. «I like Irish boys.»
- Kurt/Chris: «I got it from Santana, she can find anything suggestive.»
- Blaine/Darren: *Laughing Out Loud*
(Klaine Skit Dublin July 3rd Matinee Show - video)
Let’s point out the fact Darren is of Irish ancestry of his father’s side.
2. «Wood Nymph.»
- Kurt: Blaine, did you know that I am Irish? What is your heritage Blaine? What are you? What are you? What are you?
- Blaine: Oh, I think on my best days I wanna be Irish. Why do you ask?
- Kurt: Because I am 80% Irish, 10% German, and 10% Wood Nymph.
- Blaine: Yes, I would agree with that.
(Klaine Skit from the 8pm show on thet 2nd July 2011, in the O2, Dublin, Ireland. video)
Q: “Darren said that you remind him of a ‘really playful wood nymph‘. Is there a magical creature, or something similar, that best describes Darren from your point of view?”
Chris: I’d say he’s much more of a wood nymph than I am. I’m a total snow nymph. (interview)
3. «DC.»
- Kurt: So Blaine, we are in Washington D.C. !!! Do you know what DC stands for, Blaine?
- Blaine: No, I can’t imagine.
- Kurt: Do you know what DC stands for?
- Blaine: No, that sounds like such a silly interest.
- Kurt: Think about it, DC.
- Blaine: I can’t think of it.
- Kurt: Dapper Continuously.
(Washington D.C. Klaine Skit - video)
Thanks DC.
4. «HRM -Hermione Danger?»
- Kurt: Blaine, you are not gonna believe who just text me and asked me to come to her house after the show and teach her the Single Ladies dance. I will give you a hint. Her initials are H R M.
- Blaine: Uh, I don’t know… Herman… I, I don’t-?
- Kurt: Her Royal Majesty, Queen Elizabeth The Sequel!
- Blaine: Does this mean you’re… are you taking me to Buckingham?
- Kurt: Blaine! Watch your mouth, there are children in the audience!
- Blaine: Okay.
(Klaine Skit, Buckingham - Sunday 26th June 2011 - video)
5. «The poem.»
Blaine Warbler Anderson, I have never loved another
except for last year when I was in love with my stepbrother
I admire you almost as much as I admire the late Alexander Mcqueen
You squint when you sing
How I missed our impromptu performances in the Dalton Academy halls, the rooms, the bleachers, where the hell were all the teachers?
We’ve seen everything eye to eye, all the pain, all the hurt
at least we did till my last growth spurt.
We’ve shared so many intimate moments, memories that shine and glitter
Just the two of us, Facebook, MySpace, Tumblr and Twitter
Since we’ve met it’s been absolute heaven
For your Emmy consideration, 2011
But through all the glory, the scary and the hype,
I swear to god I’m going to punch the next person that calls me a stereotype
I’m so thankful to have found a partner as talented as me, and forever we shall be unless the writers change things in Season 3
Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris Colfer trolling Darren on stage.
But at least…
(via crazyaboutklaine)
24 5 / 2013
Reblog if you ship Klaine.
5 Million strong.
14 million.
I hope we can get this to 21 million before deciding to stop reblogging
(Source: charizzaaa, via crazyaboutklaine)
24 5 / 2013
"Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are *always* male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.
And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world."
Things I did not know, but should.
(via elfgrove)
This is a post that might save a life.
(via str8nochaser)
My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males.
(via darkjez)
Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe
(via callingoutsexists)
24 5 / 2013
the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord
omg the way that last baby hops!
The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”
i’m laughing so hard
I’M SO DONE
I’ve reblogged this before but I’ll reblog it everytime it comes up on my dash
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via crazyaboutklaine)
